i shit myself committing a school shooting.
it was so cringe God resurrected the dead.
He was like 'bruh, comedy is tragedy plus time... -
both at once is like lime polluting lead."
all the bitches that would've loved me jailed
were like "that's gross" - i shot the sprinklers on
and ev'ryone was like 'oh, now he pissing too!" -
God thinks no one ever fails like i do.
this is my legacy, i guess - the one kid
i killed, God said, grew up to be worse than Hitler -
and God yet raised him because death's over,
God said, you made it too stupid, Herr Shitler.
the judge couldn't stop laughing at my repentance -
i farted as she read out my sentence -
= AQ 10052